Less than 24 hours before the latest addition to The Fatdog Broadcasting Corporation is due to arrive at HQ, the whole FBC operation has been thrown into crisis.
Current headlines such as the Jimmy Saville exposé and the revelations of the scale of the organised doping at what was Lance Armstrong’s US Postal team will tomorrow be pushed from the front pages of the world’s press when details of this latest F.B.C. scandal hits. It is difficult to see how the Corporation can recover from these latest revelations.
However,in an attempt to diffuse the worst of the scandal, The Fatdog Broadcasting Corporation would like to point out that, at no time until now, were they aware that this serious problem existed. The crisis centres around the about-to-be incumbent of the senior position of “Fatdog” within the organisation. We have learned, only today, that Mabel’s real name is; “Lomondhills Sleek Ebony”.
Contractually, at this late stage, there is nothing which can be done as this particular situation could not have been forseen when the candidate for the post was first interviewed. We can only ask for your forbearance in these difficult circumstances.