October 12, 2012 
Less than 24 hours before the latest addition to The Fatdog Broadcasting Corporation is due to arrive at HQ, the whole FBC operation has been thrown into crisis.
Current headlines such as the Jimmy Saville exposé and the revelations of the scale of the organised doping at what was Lance Armstrong’s US Postal team will tomorrow be pushed from the front pages of the world’s press when details of this latest F.B.C. scandal hits. It is difficult to see how the Corporation can recover from these latest revelations.
However,in an attempt to diffuse the worst of the scandal, The Fatdog Broadcasting Corporation would like to point out that, at no time until now, were they aware that this serious problem existed. The crisis centres around the about-to-be incumbent of the senior position of “Fatdog” within the organisation. We have learned, only today, that Mabel’s real name is; “Lomondhills Sleek Ebony”.
Contractually, at this late stage, there is nothing which can be done as this particular situation could not have been forseen when the candidate for the post was first interviewed. We can only ask for your forbearance in these difficult circumstances.
Thank you.
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If I were you Ken, I would be rather more concerned about the first part of her official name.
Damned fine pair of hills are the Lomondhills!
Even J made it to the top of West Lomond. On my visit to East Lomond I recall having to hang onto a big concrete pillar to keep me from blowing away! Great hill days
Clearly you did not do due diligence….but which corporation does…
Too true (sigh)
Okay, so the walking is in there already, as for the sleek bit… ‘thindog’??!
Let’s face it Tessa…it’s a disaster! The whole ethos of the Corporation is teetering on the brink!
Can I suggest extra portions of bonios etc??
Maybe we shouldn’t go down that particular route again Tessa.
Spooky that your new dug has the same initials as the London School of Economics, but it’ll be a supply and demand thing I suppose. She demands the Pedigree Chum and you supply it.
Obviously didn’t read the small print.
We had a similar problem with Tilly – real name Lady Eowyn. Nothing ‘ladylike’ about her in the end though, so the ‘sleek’ bit is not forced to turn out to be too much of a crisis. Fingers crossed…
I suspect there’s not a snowballl’s chance in hell of young Mabel living up to “sleek”.
So…Tilly’s a lady…..ooooooooooh…very posh!
Sorry about the late reply Chrissie…things have been a bit busy this past few weeks. The blog had to be abandoned while I mopped up puppy wee.